Had to make a trip to Walmart yesterday.  I was carrying my youngest & holding the hand of my oldest making my way across the parking lot.  I finally get to the cross walk section directly in front of the doors and begin to cross.  When I see to my left a car heading our way.  This car was far enough back that I felt safe enough to begin to cross and making the assumption that this ass knew that pedestrians have the right of way and would stop if he had made it to us before we made it inside.  Well he doesn’t.  I had to stop myself and my eldest daughter  or else this mofo would’ve hit us.  Then he just stops.  Right in front of us.  Completely stops.  Wtf douche bag!  Well his windows were down and my eldest daughter says quite loudly “Mommy we have to stop until this cheese face decides to get out of our way.”  The man looks at me and I laugh and said “Yes, you are so right!”

So I say…you know you’re an asshole when you get put in your place by a 3 year old.  Douche bag.