So where do I draw the line?  I have a friend (whom we’ll call Mrs. Poopface) that is in an unhappy marriage.  I think if you want to be with someone else then balls up and tell them and everyone involved can be on their way.  Mrs. Poopface, however, is to scared of the uncertainty that comes with starting over to leave her husband.  But she also wants to be happy, which is where turning to the other man comes in.  Actually, I’ll correct myself.  If the other man offered his commitment to Mrs. Poopface then she would have no problem leaving her husband.  She is to afraid to leave her husband and be on her own, starting over from scratch.

Anyway, I have been used as an excuse for them to meet (meaning she’s hanging out with me *wink *wink) and I have sent him emails on her behalf to him when her internet is down.  Now at this point, Mrs. Poopface assures me that nothing has actually happened (although she wishes it would).  So am I a home wrecker?  I wouldn’t knowingly help her do something naughty…even though I suppose she is trying.  And whether I helped her or not (even by being used as an excuse) she’s still going to go do her thang.  What to do, what to do.

Oh what tangled webs we weave Poopface.