America, you never cease to amaze me.  The day after the election I decide to look up election news.  Guess what I continually run into.  Did you guess the importance of our first African-American President – that wasn’t it.  Did you guess what was the rest of the worlds reaction to this historic election – nope that wasn’t it.  Or maybe, you guessed what were the first steps Obama was going to take to work on our economic crisis – nope that wasn’t it either.  It was Michelle Obama’s dress!!!

Holy shit, are you serious?  Hold on let me pinch myself…yep I’m not dreaming I really did see nothing but story, after story, after story about “Omg what was she wearing”.  And people really question why the rest of the world hates us…oh you silly people.  All the things to discuss about this election and our state of affairs and I have to read that Holly House Wife from Wisconsin thinks that Michelle’s dress was “Atrocious and sending the wrong message for the next first lady.”  Or that Joe Shit Face thinks that her dress says “Be who you want to be and don’t let anyone else’s judgments matter.”

Okay if I am to jump on the bandwagon for a second…could her damn dress have been any simpler?  It was black with splashes of red on the front, that’s it!  Her boobs weren’t hanging out, you couldn’t see her naughty bits.  People are discussing it as it if was designed by Betsy Johnson with antennae hanging off it, floresant orange, and her boobs and naughty bits were covered with only stickers.

Now as I jump back off of the bandwagon, I ask that another aspect of the “change” we are looking to experience is discussing and reporting what truly is important about our next first family and what they can do for you.