I am a one paranoid mofo.  Before my husband and I moved into our new home I refused to step one foot inside until ADT or something of the equivalent was installed.  I specifically said that I didn’t want a yard sign because I wanted any would be criminals to be surprised when they broke in.  Well ADT called today wanting to put one in my yard to strike up business I’m sure.  So, I told the man my reason for not wanting one.  He tried to say that a sign actually usually deters would be robbers.  So I said no random crack head wanting to rape my anus is going to be deterred by a stupid yard sign…in fact they probably wouldn’t even notice it.  Then ended my call.  You have my money already ADT…just let me live in my paranoid bubble and be happy dammit!