OMG, yes that deserved to be in all caps.  Does anyone else have a relative, I mean a direct relative.  So direct it’s a mother or father biologically, that you just really wonder if there is a conspiracy you just don’t know about.  That there has to be some kind of secret cover up and everyone else is in on it but you.  Because you just seem to be nothing like that relative.  I mean absolutely nothing like them.  They couldn’t be more different then you in intellect and personality then if they were Jim or Jane Smith down the street.  And in fact some times you may even think that Jim or Jane are more like you.

Just curious, because that’s how I feel.  And I just don’t get it.  I wish I could find the smoking man because I am convinced that I must be an x-file.